Another Bush Time

Sometimes I'm thankful Osama's alive	
Caveboy recluse, my presidency revived	
Nobody's watching as the Dow does its slide
And they'll call me a tool no more

Nobody crows when the market is down
Nobody dreams to treat me like I'm a clown
My candidacy rebounds

It's the very last time I will lose any race	
It's another bush time and I won't be a tool like Gore
It's another bush time, dad's mistakes all erased
It's the very last time, and they'll call me a tool no more	

I still remember my very first lies	
Just a deflection that Condeleeza advised
I'm no Ralph Nader, I'll never be wise
But they won't call me a tool like Gore

Nobody cares if I score drugs at work
My bloody nose oh how badly the coke does hurt
I've got a spoonful to burn

It's the very last time I will lose any race	
It's another bush time and I won't be a tool like Gore
It's another bush time, dad's mistakes all erased
It's the very last time, and they'll call me a tool no more

I'm still a heel, I'll flip you the bird
But you won't cry for that Bill Clinton pervert
The whole world may hate me, the Iraqis were first
But I won't be a tool like Gore
No I won't be a tool like Gore

It's the very last time I will lose any race	
It's another bush time and I won't be a tool like Gore
It's another bush time, dad's mistakes all erased
It's the very last time, and they'll call me a tool no more