The Last Beer (sob) it's the last beer our quarter keg is empty it's the last beer it's time to take you home and we can't cry 'cause we seen it coming no use blaming, party's over it's a dangerous time i'm afraid you will drive but you gotta survive a fool, but alive i thought you had it in control you had 3 drinks and made a toast but you guzzled down more, behind the back of the host we all turned away bud when we needed it most now the room spins around you fall to the ground comprehension drops down commonsense does confound one eye looks east, the other west strangers, your friends and all the rest pink elephant with zebra stripes the burnt out wreck of a poor man's life hallucinate, your mind is toast but don't ignore our advice when you need it the most we all turned away bud when we needed it most