Mighty Log (sob, schein)

your bowels are in a twirl
true pain that makes you curl
it's not easy to cure you
mix metamucil and ducolax
cause that will make you go
that will make you go

then there's the time
seems like you'll never bind
here's an enema for you
keep on pushing, you'll soon discover

a mighty log
can sometimes make a weak man moan
said a mighty log
you sit all day on the toilet bowl
and stretch your poor bunghole
to pass a mighty log

some say all it takes is time
eat bran & you'll be fine
if tomorrow you can't go
that's a sign to the proctologist
cause that big log must go
baby, that damn log must go
your doc says "don't whine,
your bunghole will soon be fine"
reaches up and just takes it
though it's painful, you'll soon recover

a mighty log
can sometimes make a smell so strong 
said a mighty log
can sometimes make all all others weep
and knock them off their feet
to smell a mighty log

might might might might might mighty log juice runnin' down all your leg
ohhhhhhhhhhh........
might log mighty log....
i knew since i first smelt ya that you dropped a mighty, mighty, mighty
log...