There Goes My Perspiration (romo)

  They say flame can burn out the hardest chest
  But since you've been gone, I just can't shave less
  Common sense doesn't realize
  It can smell so bad
  Everyday I sit in my bathroom staring at the shower
  But my arms aren't in it anymore

   There goes my perspiration
   My recent inflamation
   There goes my perspiration
   I smelt it right away when you said goodbye

  Me and Old Spice used to parfume down
  I just stunk in the Louvre, I was bichan's pal
  Calvin Klein used to joke with me
  Now they don't come 'round
  It's all over town that the master smells like mush
  I'm so lost I can't find a bowl to flush

   There goes my perspiration
   My recent inflamation
   There goes my perspiration
   I smelt it right away when you said goodbye

  And now my armpit is a sorry mix of grey and brown
  And all the other fart lovers stay away
        'cause I'm bringing them down

  Now I wander the drug store every day
  spraying both my shoes, with an aerosol spray
  smelling my oils at the galleries
  and they turn me around
  Everybody says I'm a master of this leak
  But the bial and the scent is really weak