At The Westin and The Hyatt (romo) Take a look At the kanji you can't read All the cryptic treasury And you'll get them for free At the Westin and the Hyatt Checking out Like an onsen waterfall Like gaijin who's way too tall Costs you nothing at all At the Westin and the Hyatt There is sushi to buy Why not give it a try While you're waiting for your tix to come in Pass it on Let the ancient sarong survive We're not staying in a dive no, we won't have to drive At the Westin and the Hyatt For it's something that we've signed That won't let us do the grind Cross the ocean and find At the Westin and the Hyatt At the Westin and the Hyatt