Daffy

        I found a feather
        Somehow i've got to get me some more
        Say i got to tell you something
        I've never held no bird before

        I know it sounds crazy
        I can hardly bring myself to say
        But the hunger is oh so strong now
        I can't hold out another day
        I hope you can cook it the right way, when i say

        I wanna pluck you, Daffy
        I wanna pluck you, Daffy
        Wanna pluck you 'cause i just wanna bite
        Into meat that's tender, juicy, and white
        I wanna say pluck you, Daffy Duck

        I heard him quacking
        Just another clip on the tv screen
        Now that i feel so guilty
        Think of disney as cuisine

        I thought i was better
        Thought i had frozen the urge for birds
        Wanted to eat so honest
        Pulled out one wing and never learned
        Well now the Colonel's about to serve

        I wanna pluck you, Donny
        I wanna pluck yooouuuu, Donnay
        Cause you showed me that ducks all taste the same
        And Warner Brother's cartoons turn out lame
        I wanna say pluck you, Donald Duck

        I heard them flying
        But i couldn't get off a shot today
        I guess my nerves were heightened
        I was wishin' that they were dead

        My rifle was scopeless
        They were way up there and i was way down here
        Still i launched my shot out
        In a blast that was loud and clear
        And their nose dives looked so weird

        But i wanna pluck you, huey
        I wanna pluck yooooou, huey
        I wanna hold you down and pluck you while you squirm
        And eat you just like you eat the worm
        I wanna say pluck you, Huey, Louie, and Dewie

        Gotta say pluck you, Donald Duck
        I just gotta say pluck you.....   Daffy Duck