I Just Want To Tie One On

      Tonight i know i won't stay sober
      It's time to drink a few
      I down a shot and then another
      Looks like lunch i'm gonna spew
      Since i have no life i sit daydreaming
      I'll drink alone, thank you, so heavy
      Soon i'm gonna be facedown, oh baby
      I just want to tie one on

      I'm falling in love with the bartender
      The gibsons that she makes
      The balance of vermouth & sapphire
      Three onions on a stake
      It seems i let my hands undress her
      Guess that was my mistake, the bouncer
      He is gonna throw me out, i'm sorry
      I just want to tie one on.  oh Jesus,
      I think i just might throw up.  so hazy,
      Where'd i park my frickin' car...?