it's toddfest eve!

[Randy Walters <randyman@ids.net>]

Ooh - the candles are lit, the paper umbrellas are unfurled, and a pitcher of
Pina Coladas and macadamia nut cookies are ready on the mantle for when Todd
comes down the chimney...

We'll be singing Todd carols and exchanging Todd gifts, and our Jewish friends
will be celebrating the seven rays of Tohdhiccaa... and spinning the
celebratory Hodja. ("Hodja, Hodja, Hodja, I made it out of clay...")

How will I ever sleep? India the cat is wearing a little tiki mask, and
purring something about 'rock 'n roll pussy...' I've left my stockings out in
the hope they'll be filled with herbal delicacies come the morning...

until then, Randy