Real Fan

        when i was a child
        my music was mild
        my parents did smile
        i didn't know Roger..  Powell

        but now i'm a fan
        i look like a fan
        souled as a fan
        and i should know Roger..  Linder

        got his head in hair-dye
        and his mind knows what it wants
        but the labels just drag him down
        and his world is something they can't see
        so he builds us TRTV
        you will find you'll lose control after you enroll
        there it is - way down in PC - there's a real fan

        a real fan
        it ain't for everybody, to be a real fan

        i see it is smart
        i hear the bass part
        i feel with his art
        the tuner works better..  better

        and some Patron friends put him down
        and they pity me for buying
        bootleg versions, from every town
        but when randy signs patrons on
        they will wait for it oh so long

        and i'd like to add a diehard dollar while i'm here
        sign me up - way to subscribe me, huh

        real fan, i said a real fan
        forget about bad dealings and be a real fan

        you gotta dig this

        some band's work is always lame and sucky
        so grating on your ears and you can't hear nothing

        and they only live to publicize

        you can buy CDs now [ha ha ha]
        but the time comes to everybody
        when you must subscribe
        when that day finally comes along
        you might wish you had some newer fresh songs
        then you'll wake up in the morning cryin "Oh, it's Todd!"

        there he is - way out in hawaii, woo!

        real fan, yes, yes, yes, i said a real fan
        you got to sign up sometime
        be a real fan,
	   real fan
        suffer them plug-in errors
        be a real fan, ooooh ooh
        real fan

        don't sell yourself to bowie
        be a real fan, yeah
          real fan
        don't take no crap from awiz
        be a real fan, yeah
        be a real fan yeah, be a real fan yeah, real fan, yeah yeah..

        be a real, be a real, be a real, real fan, yeah
        real, real, real...  ooh,
        ohohohohhhooooohhhhhhh
          real fan
        you gotta hook that cable, load that tuner
        you and me and everybody gotta be a real fan yeah....

        hey, yeah