I Eat Finger Lickin' KFC [this is the interactive drive through food window. press the round button to order] the reason that i drive up is the reason that i ate it the colonel's made my mind up now he's got me hooked and baited oh their drive up screen has locked me into an afternoon of gluttony because some broke down rube has blocked me in and i'm late for a date cuz i ATE my frickin' KFC they ain't GOT no sandwhich chef for me and i'll never have slack never have slack, around my thick waist i'm overweight their slaw's not hard to swallow when it costs me half a dollar not some local burger parlor where every order seems to bother i got no time left for jack's box i got a wishbone that won't snap off i'm about to chew another leg off cuz, it's the taste and it's baked yeah i EAT finger lickin' KFC it ain't GOT no Chinese MSG and they'll never give out never give out, their secret to taste cuz that's how they bake it rained seedy buns that added twenty pounds to me i set my fat ass beside her ate a bucket for a fee and then they set me up, with Frank Perdue's community that's when i ate it, i ate it i ate, i ate, i ate, i ate i ATE my frickin' KFC ___his chow MEIN game cook up takes eternity and i'll never have slack never have slack, around my thick waist that's cuz it's baked, it's baked, it's baked, it's baked i EAT finger lickin' KFC it ain't GOT no Chinese MSG and they'll never give out never give out, their secret to taste that's how they bake na na nahh, nah nah na na nahh, nah nah na na nahh, nah nah na na nahh, nah nah don't you eat it every sunday! na na nahh, nah nah na na nahh, nah nah na na nahh, nah nah na na nahh, nah nah