"International Poop"

     Here inside the can, it starts from the end,
        the backdoor, the backdoor
     I only want to see, if you'll digest through me
     But there's always corn

     There is corn, International Poop
     And I'm sore, Interdietary Scoop
     But be warned, Indigestible Meals
     In Drugstores, Metamucil's Ideal
     Prepare for International Poop

     A hemorrhoid hides
        in your brown eye behind
     'Cause it's sore [cause it's sore]
     You hear the debris yet you do not believe
     That there's always more

     There is More, International Poop
     And I'm sore, Interdietary Scoop
     But be warned, Indigestible Meals
     In Drugstores, Metamucil's Ideal
     Evermore, International Poop

     [i know]