"Rotten Old Dookie"

    Squeeze it, squeeze it, out your sphinctor
    Pass it, pass it, 'til you get scarred
    Rip it, rip it, rip it to shreds
    Blow out your ass when your face turns to red
    Get up, get up, get up and pee
    Constipation, constipation, with no TP
    Will you, will you, get your tail dirty
    Or are you only just a
    only just a
    only just a
    only just a
    only just a

    ...

    rotten old dookie