"When The Shit Hits The Can - Bunghole Blvd"

  Earthquake inside my belly,
  	Suffice to say it felt so bizarre
  But when the shit hits the can,
  	I think I'll have to make my way
  	back to Bunghole Boulevard
  Bunghole Boulevard

  Now everyday i try to outrun
  	When poopies makes me squat so hard
  But when the shit hits the can,
  	I guess I'll try to make my way
  	back to Bunghole Boulevard
  Bunghole Boulevard

  Bruising seems it's going away
	But someone's cut a hell of a fart
  Cause when my shit hits the can,
	I know I have to wipe my ass
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