Ice Cream Drips Down Wherever

  A million old flavors in stock today
  But ice cream drips down wherever
  I'm left standing here, I've got slushy sorbet
  On the sidewalk's vanilla bean

  A thousand chewed cones will shrivel dry
  When ice cream drips on my sweater
  The stains on cashmere will go streaking by
  But key lime has dropped in my seam

  We all have our everyday mocha fears
  And you'll find low ingestion with me
  But that doesn't get me through a spree of smears
  Over my cherries jubilee

  There's no rocky road and no strawberry
  Cause ice cream drips in hot weather
  I guess I believe that I'll eat your parfait
  For without it there is no cream
 

  Your yogurt's OK and so's cookie dough
  But ice cream drips down wherever
  And how much I tongued through you'll never know
  'Til you join me with a praline

  And how much I tongued through you'll never know
  'Til you join me with a praline

  with a praline
  with a praline

  down in my seam
  down in my seam

  no more ice cream