In Depends, ahh..

I can feel, I can tell
I can feel, I can tell, I can see
Some skin is chaffing
To me chafe is a danger

It's so fun, when I'm dry
It's so fun, when I'm dry, I don't like
  What nature causes
  I don't think I can take it

If I could hold my pee
I'd know just when to go
But if i can make it slow
Then i might be in control

In the back, it is red
In the back, it is red there's no doubt
  There's my condition
  It's my rash irritation

Don't you know what it is
Yes you know what it is, you might say
  It's liberation
  From my loose defecation

I should cleanse myself
I should prepare for this
But I know I've got to piss
And somehow I can't resist

I can feel, I can feel, I can feel my spill slip away
Into my full Depends, ah
     (Full Depends, ah)
     (Full Depends, ah)
I can feel, I can feel, I can feel my piss drip away
Into my full Depends, ah
     (In Depends, ah)
     (In Depends, ah)
Break the seal, break the seal, break the seal of my new bidet
Under my full Depends, uh..
 

There's a part when I start
There's a part when I start that cries out
  Please go no further
  I just can't take the pressure

So I try to resist
So I try to resist but a fart
Tells me don't bother
That this stain is a pleasure

If I were someone else
I wouldn't piss on me
But that's always hard to heed
When nothing's controlling pee

I can feel, I can feel, I can feel my spill slip away
Into my full Depends, ah
     (Full Depends, ah)
     (Full Depends, ah)
I can feel, I can feel, I can feel my piss drip away
Into my full Depends, ah
     (In Depends, ah)
     (In Depends, ah)
I can smell, I can smell, I can smell a lovely bouquet
Under my full Depends, uh..

I can smell, I can smell, I can smell a lovely bouquet
Under my full Depends, uh..

I can feel, I can feel, I can feel my spill slip away
Into my full Depends, ah