Pole Hugger 

i didn't just pull it out 
it's flapping right between your thighs 
there's something twisting in your mound 
so that you'll be satisfied 
It lacks a jock and it shows, so tell me 
why do I always flaunt my pole?

And yet the ladies do approve 
It captivates when it does move 
and all the pants and funky outfits 
show off their every testes jive 
I fixed it all with a rope, but then I 
forgot to double cinch this pole 

Tell me, whatever happened to pole huggers 
Tell me, what if I grow in these pole huggers? 
Tell me, where did you go with my pole huggers? 
Can't I hide the excess? Yeah 

You're only here to feel the vein 
and just pretend that we abstain 
And if you wanna see them hang down 
just watch me wave my glands around 
It's a distraction so old, I see that 
you only came here for the pole 

tell me, whatever happened to pole huggers? 
tell me, what did they do with the pole huggers? 
tell me, whatever happened, whatever happened, pole huggers? 
can I get some wetness yeah 

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Can't hide a little bit of pole 
Yeah, cause we're so quick to give a show 
For all the mothers that can't cook 
yeah, and all the pigs in the suburbs give fellatio looks 

And if you want to take me far 
Just wrap your crotch in leotards 
and when your mom and dad's endowed 
then you'll wind up sticking out 
You may be tired and old, but then it's 
Your only substitute for pole     

yeah, i wanna know, pole hugger 
somebody tell me, pole hugger 
somebody tell me, pole hugger 
i gotta know, pole hugger 
what ever happened, pole hugger 
can i get some wetness, pole hugger 
woo woo woo woo woo, pole hugger 
yeah yeah, pole hugger 

i gotta know, pole hugger 
somebody tell me, pole hugger 
when you gotta blow, pole hugger 
somebody help me now, pole hugger 
whatever happened, pole hugger 
what did she do with it?  pole hugger 
what did she do with it?  pole hugger 

Yeah