Vermouth

Don't wanna find it, don't wanna find vermouth 
Because it ain't here, it's somewhat clear
Don't wanna find it, don't wanna find vermouth 
If it blows my lime, well I won't share 

Vermouth is a grain benediction, yeah
Vermouth is not quite good condition, yeah
Vermouth is it's my only omission, yeah 

Vermouth is 
Vermouth is 
Vermouth is 
Vermouth is not here 

I tried to hide it, took it from the mixing man
And if it's in there, well i'm staying clear 
I thought I sipped it somewhere in a bar with Skyy 
And if it's in there, go Belvedere 

Vermouth is like tasting some pond scum, yeah 
Vermouth is so seemingly rancid, yeah 
Vermouth is not easily sampled, yeah 
Vermouth is 
Vermouth is 
Vermouth is 
Vermouth is not here 


Vermouth is 
Vermouth is 
 strainer affliction 

Vermouth is 
Vermouth is 
 strainer affliction

Vermouth is 
Vermouth is 
 strainer affliction

Vermouth is 
Vermouth is 
 strainer affliction

Vermouth is 
Vermouth is 
 strainer affliction

Vermouth is 
Vermouth is 
 strainer affliction


Vermouth is..
Don't wanna find vermouth 
If I have to shake all day, with some light moonshine 
Don't wanna taste it, don't wanna taste vermouth 
If I have to slap all night, three martinis behind 

Because vermouth is, never gonna work for me 
No Martini & Rossi, what I have not yearned 
And vermouth is, Dubonnet should never come 

 That doesn't mean i was wrong
  to try and ration that squirt

sweet squirt vermouth, not for me
sweet squirt vermouth, not for me
sweet squirt vermouth, not for me
sweet squirt vermouth, not for me

sweet squirt vermouth, not for me
sweet squirt vermouth, not for me
sweet squirt vermouth, not for me
sweet squirt vermouth, not for me