Bore

A penalty kick
Is the highlight on my screen
Yet there's nothing fun to view
Frickin' nothing fun to view
A nasty head butt
The ejection pissed off me
Gave a red card to Zizou
Back to the monotony
Monotony review
 
What a bore
They never score enough
What a bore
No wonder fans go insane
What a bore
They just never score enough
They never score enough
Why can't I watch other games?
Cuz this is excrement
This game is excrement
 
My beer is refilled
As the seconds tic by me
It's a snore, I cannot lie
A total snore, I cannot lie
The score?  Zip to zip
Wake up call please provide me
If I pass the season by
It was because it caused
Because it caused shuteye
 
What a bore
Should play a game that's tough
What a bore
It's just a lousy damn game
What a bore
They should play a game that's tough
Should play a game that's tough
Cuz this is excrement
What a bore
Should play a game that's tough
What a bore
Then it wouldn't be so damn lame
What a bore
They should play a game that's tough
Should play a game that's tough
 
This dull game none can defend
Ferocious boredom never ends
Blame it on damn ESPN
When will the NHL
Puck be dropped again?
 
Yes, it is excrement
This game is excrement
And off sides can't be explained
Soccer rules are so inane
No wonder U.S. interest wanes
Euro-trash fans have no pulse it seems
They have no pulse it seems
 
What a bore
Should play a game that's tough
What a bore
It's just a lousy damn game
What a bore
They should play a game that's tough
Should play a game that's tough
But this is excrement
What a bore
Should play a game that's tough
What a bore
Then it wouldn't be so damn lame
What a bore
They should play a game that's tough
Should play a game that's tough
Cuz this is excrement
What a bore
Cuz this is excrement
What a bore
Cuz this is excrement
What a bore