I Love Chick Fights

You won't see the punch she's throwing
But you're gonna buy the farm
You'll be greasy from the action
Twisting her by the arm, her poor arm
I want to see you rip off her tights
I love chick fights
 
I like the cleavage you're baring
When you land in the drink
I love to stare at your abs
And I don't care if you stink (think kink)
I want to see you hug each other tight
I love chick fights (oh yeah)
I'd pay to watch at home on satellite
I love chick fights
 
I would feel your skin
Off your clothes I would pull
When you shake those cans
Will you shake and jiggle
Shake and jiggle more
 
You leave me in such agitation
When you wind up in a cast
I'd pay to view your body slams
And twice the price for your ass, what an ass
So don't deprive me of the girly fight
I love chick fights (oh yeah)
While others like romance and candle light
I love chick fights
 
She was six feet tall
200 pounds and kind of rough
But she's a has-been now, she wears no crown
Now she ain't so tough
 
I would feel your skin
Off your clothes I would pull
When you shake those cans
Will you shake and jiggle
Shake and jiggle more
 
So make the Jell-O strawberry
Bring the lube by the pail
And she'll treat me to a slimy sight
I love chick fights
Oh I'm gonna die from their girly bites
I love chick fights
Oh, love chick fights
 
She's gonna bruise your ass
I love chick fights
You're gonna be outclassed
I love chick fights
And if I catch a glance
I love chick fights
She's gonna tent my pants
I love chick fights
I'm gonna scan those thighs
I love chick fights
She's gonna make the lumps rise
I love chick fights
I'm gonna watch until I lose my sight
I love chick fights
Oh love chick fights
Love chick fights