Dorm

It was a wonderful threesome
They took a ride on my train
We drank red wine and smoked reefer
I don't remember their names
And as she peeks through the covers
Another magnum is torn
You said your friend would recover
Now she's passed out on my floor
 
Please leave my dorm
Please won't you leave my dorm
Please leave my dorm, um baby
Dress then leave my dorm
 
There is no feigning disgust now
As if you didn't enjoy
Your prudish act so surprising
I liked you best on all fours
But [please leave my dorm]
Please won't you leave me
[Please dress then leave my dorm]
'cuz I'd much rather watch TV
[Please leave my dorm, um baby]
You've already slept with me
It's time to leave my dorm
 
Just the one time, just the one time, just the one time...
You've already slept with me
[Please leave my dorm]
[Please won't you leave my dorm]
[Please leave my dorm, um baby]
[Dress then leave my dorm]
 
Now that the fun time is over
You'll find I seem a bit bored
I'll get my fun as a voyeur
I've got a box full of porn
 
So [Please leave my dorm]
Please won't you leave me
[Please dress then leave my dorm]
'cuz I'd much rather watch TV
[Please leave my dorm, um baby]
You've already slept with me
It's time to leave my dorm
 
(Repeat chorus)