Hello, Hello It's Me

(parody of Hello, Hello Again)
Hello, hello it's me
Hello, hello it's me
 
Ric O I'm not
Easton pretends
Open my eyes
And still be friends
I need the green
My debts erased
Prairie Prince will pound
That's Kaz on bass
 
I've jammed on Percy
Foamy's the best
Guitar's my hobby
Cars fans distressed
Irritating hardcore
Listen to them cry
I don't want to hear it
I'm a lucky guy
 
Hello, hello, hello it's me
Hello, hello, hello it's me
 
I'll show [I'll show the screamers]
When Blondie is done
I'll show  [I'll show the screamers]
The old Cars just won't run
 
Hello, hello, hello it's me
I'm saying Hello, hello, hello it's me
 
Reunion's something
Utopia refused
The gate's too small
Those fans too few (boo hoo, boo hoo)
 
I'm gonna wail "Maria"
Not gonna hear "Truth"
 "Bang the Drum" acoustic
You won't hear "Golden Goose"
We won't play "Parole"
 "Chant" is put away
Without "Just One Victory"
Fans will still complain
 
Hello, hello it's me
I said Hello, hello, hello it's me
I say Hello, hello, hello it's me
Hello, hello, hello it's me