Sarah's Race

by Kurt Scheinpflug and John Heslin
parody of Lady Face
I fear the left wing
Socialists have tapped my phone
Barack can't fool me, Kenya is his home

He's a blasphemer
True believers he derides
Real men eat corn dogs
Battered and deep fried
Straw polls you can't deny

We want Bachmann here
We want Bachmann here
We want Bachmann here
Marcus will pray the gay out of every place

We want Perry here
We want Perry here
We want Perry here
Science will be, at last, finally disgraced

Constitution's lovely
Founding fathers' truth revealed
Someday I'll read it
Until then I'll squeal

The Prince of Darkness
He is on the liberal side
Someday, they'll be falling
Christian might will rise
The Christian Right will rise

Don't want Romney here
Don't want Romney here
Don't want Romney here
We can't support a Mormon that's so two-faced

We Want Bachmann here
We want Perry here
Who let Ron Paul in?
Baggers will choose the winner of next year's race
 

I owe I owe I owe Iowa
I owe I owe I owe Iowa
I owe I owe I owe Iowa
I owe I owe I owe Iowa

(instrumental)

Sarah Sarah Sarah Sa rah rah
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Praying for Palin to enter the fricking race

Sarah Sarah Sarah Sa rah rah
Sarah Sarah Sarah Sa rah rah
Sarah Sarah Sarah Sa rah rah
Praying for Palin to enter the fricking race